Apples are Female - the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for them as they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Wine is Male - it begins as a grape, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of it until it turns into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Ziploc Bags are Male - they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are Female - once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
A Tire is Male - it goes bald and it is often over-inflated.
A Hot Air Balloon is Male - to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it (of course, there's the hot air part, too).
Sponges are Female - they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
A Web Page is Female - it is always getting hit on.
A Subway is Male - it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
An Hourglass is Female - over time the weight shifts to the bottom.
A Hammer is Male - it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it is handy to have around.
A Remote Control is Female - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
A Water Faucet is Female - it can turn hot or cold in just a matter of moments.
A Safety Pin is Male - it is often useful in an emergency.
A Foreign Movie is Female - it is not always completely understood.
A Computer is Female - even your smallest mistakes are stored in memory.
I say let us put man and a woman together To find out which one is smarter Some say man but I say no The woman got the man de day should know
And not me but the people they say That de man are leading the women astray But I say, that the women of today Smarter than the man in every way That’s right de woman is uh smarter That’s right de woman is uh smarter That’s right de woman is uh smarter, that’s right, that’s right
Ever since the world began Woman was always teaching man And I you listen to my bid attentively I goin’ tell you how she smarter than me
Samson was the strongest man long ago No one could a beat him, as we all know Until he clash with Deliah on top of the bed She told them all the strength was in the hair of his head
You meet a girl at a pretty dance Thinking that you would stand a chance Take her home, thinking she’s alone Open de door you find her husband home
I was treating a girl independently She was making baby for me When de baby born and I went to see Eyes was blue it was not by me
Garden of Eden was very nice Adam never work in Paradise Eve meet snake, Paradise gone She make Adam work from that day on
Methusaleh spent all his life in tears Lived without a woman for 900 years One day he decided to have some fun The poor man never lived to see 900 and one
Some times you do stuff you think they wont hart anyone like staying a little bit longer fishing with the rest of the people with some leave . You don't do anything in particular that you don't do any day like minding your own business but it turn out to annoy other people.. Truly i don't really care any more i do what i like and that is it the sun the water the sounds clear my and if other people don't like it.. well you know the way! some times they may say that you are going a very bad person or that you care only for your self but where does caring for people who only use you for some purpose take you? you lose a lot from your life. so my idvise just care for your close ones. care for people who care back and dont think of the consequinses or how much they shout to you or what stuff they say to you just care about what best for you and your loved ones..
Btw guys the pics from up they are taken from me.. hope you like the song ..
I never thought i would like rock & metal this much before last summer when my friends came one day to my home and started playing songs from metallica , breaking Benjamin , system of a down , anathema , iron maiden and all these grate bands. And i found my true music soul!! lol thanks guys love ya!
There isn't a minute that i don't miss my friends. I miss my life with them.. The reason i laugh with them.. The stupid thing we did in class.. The clearness of my head. I feel im on another world or something. How does that work? I want to take my mum and go back.. She has to finish what she started here She promised me that we are going back I believe her but one part of me thinks. Will it be the same? Will i be a part of them as they are NOW a part of me? Or will i be some different unattached part that just hangs out with them. So many thing going in my head. So much responsibility not to let down anyone and still i fill im doing it wrong I want to go back to my old self But i believe that im not going to be the same Only my outside feelings will be the same.. I don't feel like a teen I feel old! I want to go back to that summer that my friend used to sneak in my house and take me by surprise in the morning I want to feel the same way in my heart.. I miss this girl shes one of my best friends the most steady part of me.. I miss the others to. With all of the i feel to be my old crazy self. Now all i feel is responsibility.. am i Crazy in a bad way? I don't think so only that people depend on me.. I think im not thinking like anyone in my age.. I got much much more on my head.. I hope when i go back i will be the same.. But the odds are not good. I love my friends.. They where there when i needed a hand to hold on to I hope they feel the same way i do.. I don't understand why everyone is depending on me.. who am i? i don't like hurting people.. i just want to go home
So this guys takes his friend to a company. and tells him that this job is stupid and they have to get some money and go. So the other guy believes him cause he's like his best friend like a brother blah blah blah.They all live in the same house with us. So they guy who said that stuff hes was all " aw i don't know whats going on with him (he means guy no.2) and i will talk to him, and i believe in this job" as you already know its lots of crap. so guy no.2 looks like the bad guy. So when the guy no.1 goes for holidays guy no.2 and us came in touch and we saw that he didn't know much about us as we did about him. Hell and he start saying i hate guy no.1 for this mistake he should go out and stuff like that. But don't you think he has some sharing to do in this mistake as much as guy no.1? why? He lived in the same bloody house with us and he didn't even try to see why are we acting so stressed , why are we pressurizing work to come ? It was like he was totally blindfolded cause guy no.1 was hes best friend SO WHAT? Would you stay in the dark when all these weird thing happen to prove you wrong? You where in the same freaking house for goodness sake do some investigating don't stay like a bloody dog and eat what they give you. Anyways after a while we found out that guy no.1 started saying stuff behind our backs and doing business with other people oh i hate when people thing to their utmost interest God! i mean so what is it better to stab your friend in the back so you get some extra money and then come back to them when you need them and start saying " i love you guys and i will anything about you"? How does he feel man!!! See now im not only holding live up cause obviously sore some reason everything i do or say affects the hole bung of people like (guy no.1, guy no.2, mum) really i mean i don't care that much about being the strong point of my mum but the rest of them? what the hell?? why me?? and now guy no.2 i trying to hirt guy no.1 using me ! HAVE YOU ASKED ME?? i dont care about your stupid situation you broght this up on yourselfs where do i come in? Ha?
Everybody thinks that a broken family is a tragedy Yeah right! That is total porky pies! You make the tragedy it doesn’t just happen. So yeah I’m from split up parents I never gave it such thought I always thought from every end there is a new beginning But until you get to that lovely sunrise the night after dawn is something you can’t Avoid. I live with my mum she is remarried with this guy who what there whenever I needed a dad Cause mine was far away having his own nightmare. Mum is a CEO at a company which need a lot Of traveling so they kept me with my nan long time it was suffocating so they decided I was Mature enough to follow them in every country the went. In this next place we stay along time and I actually call it HOME I have friends and best friend and childhood sweethearts but the business took Us to this next place. The house is grand and we live with two of our friends. I’m a teen and I honestly Have amore grown up mind than both of the put together. Maybe it’s the circumstances that I have past through in life but I have thought my self to look up to Every place the may put you and say thank you for the small nice things in life. I have been the base in my mums life since she and my dad divorced so im holding everything together And I do that well. I do my best not to let people down. So people not wanting to make you guys get bored out of your head I just say that in this blog ill be writing everything that’s goes in my head.. *ZzZ* I know I know.. There is also going to be some fun. Lyrics of my songs that I like. And funny moments.. x]!!!
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btw no idea why I'm writing in English im perfectly able to write Greek lol anws.. Actually i think its because its sounds fancy.. he he
